For some reason, avocado toast appears to be trending. Seriously.
If you were to search for avocado toast on Google, you’ll find more than just results for recipes. The People also ask feature reveals just how popular (and ridiculous) this trend has become. Questions include:
- How do you make avocado toast?
- What does avocado on toast taste like?
- How do you spice up an avocado?
- Is Toast healthier than bread?
Yes, for real, that last one is an actual question that comes up if you click on a few of the People also ask questions. We can only assume there are more gems as you click on more of these avocado toast questions.
But, let’s tackle these first.
How do you make avocado toast?
In its most simple form, avocado toast is quite simple avocado slices on slices of toast.
This, however, is going to be bland AF because avos and toast are two of the world’s blandest foods on their own.
At the very least, you should squeeze over some lemon juice and sprinkle over some salt.
We wouldn’t dare eat avocado toast, however without a healthy dose of Mad Dog hot sauce. At Mad Dog HQ, we’re partial to Mad Dog 357 Reaper Sriracha Hot Sauce for this dish, but just about any of them would work in a pinch.
What does avocado on toast taste like?
If you know what avocado tastes like, you’re halfway there. Toast is the other ingredient, and we have no clue what kind of bread you’re using. But we must assume you know what toast tastes like.
In any case, if you make avocado toast the way we do – with plenty of Mad Dog hot sauce – then it tastes like fiery guacamole on crispy bread.
How do you spice up avocado?
But if you want to mix avocado with something spicy to make a spicy recipe using avocado, we strongly suggest using Mad Dog hot sauce to do so.
If you’re asking this question seriously, we’d like to take this moment to point you towards our disclaimer. Also, we suggest getting a few pairs of surgical gloves, and quite possibly lab goggles.
Is Toast healthier than bread?
We won’t worry why Toast is capitalized and bread is not. In fact, we won’t worry about this question at all.
There are a few minor changes to the nutritional indices of these two states of bread.
But, if you’re looking for silly healthy, we’d say, add the avocado and the Mad Dog hot sauce and skip the salt. Your mouth will be on fire anyhow.
Is Mad Dog the one thing your avocado toast is missing?