Snowed In? What Will You Eat?

Filed in Blog by on February 21, 2019

When you’re a kid, snow days are the best. It’s not nearly so much fun when now that you’ve grown up. They would be, but now that you’re expected to get work done from home, it sucks.

You’re cooped up in the house, perhaps with kids needing some form of entertainment (or sucking all the bandwidth playing Fortnite), and you haven’t gone to the shops since… who can remember.

Don’t worry; you’ve got this under control.

The answer lies in your stash of Mad Dog hot sauces.

That, and the fact that there’s way more food in your house than you realize.

Got Potatoes?

Seriously, everyone has some potatoes and onions knocking around their pantry. Grate and fry some up in oil, or butter, or whatever you can find. Plenty of salt and Mad Dog are all you need to make that into a dish that’ll go on your rotation. (That said, some cheese or sour cream will make it even better.)

Tin of Tuna?

You’ve probably also got some mayo. Whip those together with, you guessed it, some Mad Dog and you’ll be slurping it off the spoon. Bonus if you chop up some pickles and onions to round it out – or you find some relish.

Frozen Chicken Breasts?

Defrost ‘em, then toss with your favorite Mad Dog hot sauce, sprinkle over some Parmesan cheese and pop them in the microwave for 5 minutes á la Mad Dog’s Chicken Parm and your taste buds will be singing. It’s even better if you slice these babies on top of some salad greens and ranch dressing.

Eggs and bacon? Add Mad Dog. A can of Manwich. Add Mad Dog. Rice, beans, frozen corn. Add Mad Dog and you’ve got a burrito bowl in the making.

The truth is that, if you’ve got your Mad Dog, you can feast on damn near anything you can find in your kitchen.

The only problem is the kids. But, if they’re playing Fortnite, you can pretend that you offered them food and they didn’t respond when you called.

Nah, just kidding. Just make them a virgin version of whatever you’re eating. No matter how messy your meal looks or what you threw into it, they’ll gobble it down and go back to their game.

Whether or not you go back to work or you pretend that your internet crashed is totally up to you.

Need to stock up for snow days?

It’s not possible to have too many bottles of hot sauces, is it? Didn’t think so. And perhaps you need a new flavor to get you through the rest of winter. If so, you’ve definitely come to the right place.

If you’re stocking up, you’re sure to qualify for free shipping too

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